Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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