I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
