Non-Jews are for practice
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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