idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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