She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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