She announced her abortion via fbk
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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