Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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