where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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