And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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