separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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