normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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