Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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