i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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