So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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