Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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