Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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