Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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