Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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