They have a pepper shaker for pot.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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