So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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