i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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