with your own penis?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
