I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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