it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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