were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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