how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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