I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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