how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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