well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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