we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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