Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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