The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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