He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So apparently I’m into choking now
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