I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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