found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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