i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
this will be a night to untag.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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