i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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