I only kidnapped one of them. chill
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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