some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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