you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We have so much sex to catch up on
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
