awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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