that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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