I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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