I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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