i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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