I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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