I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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