They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
is that a dick in a sweater?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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