Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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