Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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