your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
