all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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